2 definitions by Joe Birch

cappelletti

A food for pretentious cunts, only eaten in solitude.

Joe knocks on the toilet door.
Matthew: Fuck off i'm eating my cappelletti.
Joe: Pretentious cunt.

by Joe Birch May 10, 2008

Ravemas

Ravemas: 12 days before Christmas everyone shares the most tiniest of wrapped up gifts and has an excellent day of raving. Often considered the hallmark event of December by a lot of people.

Hey James are you excited for Christmas this year?

Sort out, but I'm much more excited for Ravemas. It really is the hallmark event of December.

Isn't Christmas day the hallmark event of December James?

Haha shut up you noob

by Joe Birch December 14, 2019