Clean shavies

A boy who having had a scruffy beard for awhile shaves it off becoming somewhat unrecognizable.

Hey look at mike he's a real clean shavies without that beard.

by Andrew Frisch November 10, 2008

Staunton Steam Cleaner

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner

This broad enjoys beer bottles more than men. She will dance The Jerk with her bottle when a hot 1980's tune starts playing - something like "Losing My Religion." This long-legged freak of nature will catch the eye of a handsome stranger, set down a nice, tall brewski on the bar and then start deep-throating that mother fucker - the bottle, not the dude. Dude's girlfriend smacks him upside the head for staring. His buddy wants some action so he swiftly walks over and asks the Weiner Cleaner to dance to some thumpin' Tone Loc.

Dude: "Hey baby, nice action on the beer bottle. Wanna dance?"

Colleener The Weiner Cleaner: "I'd rather dance with my beer bottle all night. Besides, you need to ask my girlfriend for permission."

by LouWho2 June 15, 2011

cleaning the tailpipe

The act of oral sex around the anal area.

She wasn't afraid of cleaing his tailpipe even though he took sloppy dumps.

by V November 15, 2002

clean stink

Brought to my attention by Jay Burgerson, a frequent victim of clean stink.

The stink that pervades laundry which has been washed but not immediately dried.

My brothers clothes smelled so bad that he thought I had pissed in wahing machine, but it turned out it was just clean stink.

by MiKeen October 13, 2004

Clean your litterbox

Someone who talks out of their ass. Person who lies uses foul language or just says the wrong things to make themselves look better.

Ass at a party: Hey buddy "Clean your litterbox" we don't talk like that in front of the ladies.

by omyhell February 4, 2010

clean/travis

Early morning:

1. Take a shower then a shit (dont wipe and make sure not to dry off)

2. Put pantyhose over your head (to hide your identity)
3. Get in bed with either your roomie or someone you want to get back at
4. Start screaming "GIVE IT UP!!!!!"

5. Run like hell!

This is the ultimate revenge and is hard to pull off without waking the person up by laughing but it's lots of fun because you have showered and shit and then gotten in bed with someone and scared the beejesus out of them and left a mess...its particularly fun if you are a guy doing it to a girl...sex may inadvertantly result from this.

If he pulls that shit again I gonna give him a clean/travis.

I heard Tommy teabagged Carlo and then Carlo gave him a clean/travis...Tommy got so scared he pissed all over Carlo.

Jimmy gave Katie a clean/travis because he found out she was into weird fetishes they ended up having sex. Now Jimmy has the clap.

by tommygunna April 13, 2010