Definitions by gapballer7

Staunton Steam Cleaner 

When seeing someone's laundry, you take a clean, folded shirt, and shit diarrhea all on the inside of the shirt. Fold it back, and then watch as they put it on.

Man, Lance would not leave me alone, so I gave him a Staunton Steam Cleaner.

Staunton Steam Cleaner by gapballer7 February 22, 2011

Churchville MoonPie

After fucking a girl, pull out and cum all over her face without telling her, and when she's surprised, take a cow shit patty, and smack her in the face with it.

Man, I got Emily so good the other day, I gave her a Churchville MoonPie.

Churchville MoonPie by gapballer7 February 22, 2011