Chode poo

When you do a poo which has a wider girth than length.

Oh my god she did a chode poo and forgot to flush it!!!

by number one swan January 21, 2010

quichey chode

A word used to describe a fat person with a love for all things dairy, espically quiche.

OMG Carl look at that quichey chode

'Lets play spin the quiche', 'no f*** u, ur a quichy code'

by Yarl Cates Knowles June 21, 2010

chode magnet

A person that attracts mass amounts of chode. They usually smell of "nut butter" because they are always surrounded by chode. Chode finds these people and clings on like it was a drunk fat chick at a frat party.

Do you smell that? That guys a real chode magnet...

by Edler Young November 4, 2006

gentleman's chode

a penis in which the girth or width is exactly twice the length. for example, if the penis is 4 inches wide, the chode must be 2 inches long. a person with a gentleman's chode is considered classy and nice. any other chode is said to be dirty and not wanted.

"Wow, Gunner's gentleman's chode is huge!"

by chodemaster101 October 18, 2008

Pineapple Chode

A pineapple Chode is when a chode is not so wide then really wide then not wide again.

Evyn had the most unatractive pineapple chode said Mrs. Nash ;)

by BigNipsWallace123 January 22, 2010

Chode Lord

A person that is being a jerk, or one who gives into relationship related peer pressure.

Dan is being a total Chode Lord tonight because he's staying in to hang out with Becky!!!

by Rockjedi1138 March 10, 2007

douche chode

A combination of Douche and Chode.

Bono from U2 is a Douche Chode!
Tom Cruise is a Douche Chode!
Johnny Depp is a Douche Chode!
Mayor Ray Nagin is a Douche Chode!

by Senor Snave June 19, 2006