Canadian Immigrants 

A perfect source of low labour workers, such as janitors, waiters, taxi drivers, etc., that consists of highly educated workforce (masters and PhDs) who used to have good careers in their own country.

Pros: They are resistant to abuse and unpaid wages and they never complain. Companies love them because they can lower costs and increase their profit margins.

Cons: They don't speak English, and even though they do, they still don't have "Canadian Experience".

Why take such a low paying job? You act like one of those Canadian Immigrants!

Canadian Immigrants by PeeeeWeeee August 23, 2011

Canadian Handshake 

A greeting exchanged among Canadians in which two people firmly place their hands on one another's groins and squeeze.

Ed is from Winnepeg, he might try to give you a Canadian Handshake

Canadian Handshake by Fuckyouidontcare October 22, 2015

canadian handshake 

when you knee someone in the crotch, that, my friend, is a canadian handshake.

''john grabbed my boob, so i gave him a canadian handshake!''

canadian handshake by beezlebub 1776 July 15, 2007

Canadian beaver 

1. A superlative act of sexual intecourse in which the mind and all the senses are as thoroughly engaged as the sexual organs. So called as the brain is considered north while the gentials are south (Mexico or Brazil); also refers to the fact that the beaver (Castor canadensisis) is the Great White North's national animal, and thus, "Canadian beaver" refers to tip-top or top-drawer fucking.

2. A girl or woman living in the country of Canada, most of which lies north of the 48 continguous United States.

I was up in Montreal gambling and I rassled me up some Canadian beaver!

Canadian beaver by Tunmy AuGratin March 1, 2006

Canadian History 

A "Canadian History" is the sexual act involving a hairy Canadian woman and a man. The man takes a bottle of maple syrup and a moose antler and engages in the sexual act of shaving the hairy Canadian woman. They then lie down on a Canadian flag in the snow and then the man uses a small plastic or rubber figurine of the Stanley Cup to masturbate the freshly shaven Canadian woman until she orgasms. This orgasm may then be bottled, food color added, and then sold as "Canadian Historical Maple Syrup".

After watching an episode of "The Cobert Report" on Comedy Central, Tom and Sarah engaged in some Canadian History.

Canadian History by DMan3787 February 8, 2010

Canadian Moose 

The act of hitting a moose with your car, then getting out and deficating on the corpse. Then proceeding to use the antlers as a dildo.

Did you hear that John Diefenbaker Canadian Moosed the other day?

Canadian Moose by MehTheWaterBuffalo October 1, 2012

Canadian Power

The thing that does not exist. Canada is a failure, indescribably horrible. The place you want to go when you die so you freeze and your body is preserved forever because it is so cold. When one thinks of Canadian Power they fail, bad luck surrounds them and they lose their freedom.

Bob: "Yo what do you think about Canada"
Ron: "They aint nothing, got no Canadian Power"

Canadian Power by TrackieS#1 February 21, 2011