Muffin Bumping

The act of two lesbians smashing their vaginas together in order to recieve sexual gratification.

Hey Nicole you down for some muffin bumping?

Sure, I'll bring my Melissa Ethridge CD!

by edenri July 2, 2016

Suck the chrome off a bumper

A particularly hard, masterful blowjob.

Man, the chick I was with last night could suck the chrome off a bumper!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

bumperfucker

Someone who does not respect the safe and proper distance between automobiles. Known as a
(1)tailgaiter or
(2)reverse tailgaiter.

(1) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There is no one around. A car gets on the highway behind you and quickly accelerates to 65. He is soon on your tail, and could easily pass you, but instead he rides your ass for the next 5 miles. What a bumperfucker! Probably a 35 year old man in a large SUV.

(2) You are driving on the highway, in the slow lane, and your cruise is set at 55. There are lots of cars whizzing past you in the fast lane. There is no one behind you for half a mile. You are coming up to a green light at an intersection. Then some "possum" who is sitting at the red light perpendicular to you decides to make a right turn onto the highway directly in front of you traveling at 5 mph. This is a (reverse) bumperfucker. Probably an 80 year old woman in a Buick.

by Enzo Ferrari May 30, 2006

humpy bumpy

a spot, place, location
made famous by Reebok's Office Linebacker, Triple T: Terrible Terry Tate

"You know you can't bring that weak ass shit up in this humpy bumpy... Bitch!

by whiskymack July 15, 2004

bumpf

Useless printed instuctions and manuals.
Originated in England during World War II when English soldiers were overwelmed with unnecessary printed materials and used them as they would toilet tissue or "bum fodder".

My new CD-ROM drive came with 40 pages of bumpf. Oprah's magazine makes good bumpf.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 31, 2003

Bumper to bumper

Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.

by randomlysmart April 14, 2014

chin bumpers

Testicles, especially when receiving oral sex.

My chin bumpers were sore after the bitch gave me head for an hour

by djslut September 20, 2005