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Aeternus

Damn, those Aeternus folk are completely retarded
by gingerboy31 March 6, 2023
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After-Poo Euphoria

The time period After taking an amazing dump where you feel incredible while your butthole relaxes.
You're going to have to give me a few minutes before I can do something while I am still in After-Poo Euphoria
by BURNIN13 July 30, 2023
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day-after water

when you leave a soda cup from a fast food restaurant, containing only ice, sitting overnight and, in attempt to drink it the next morning, you realize it's a nasty combination of slight drops of soda, and the disgusting water the use for ice
dude, I woke up the next morning looking for something to drink, and all I could find was day-after water
by pkn300 February 18, 2011
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getting after

Going hard toward something, usually used in a sexual sense, but not exclusively.
Katie was getting after Tim toward the end of the bar last night.

Jamar was getting after that homework assignment in the library yesterday.
by LifeSavr June 14, 2017
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breakfast afterglow

The look on someone's face when they had a delicious and filling breakfast and the look as if they just had amazing sex
John.."Hey Ryan you look super content did you just get laid?" Ryan... "No I just really enjoyed that breakfast!" John... "it looks like you have breakfast afterglow!"
by Romandell October 21, 2017
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Milk after the cereal

This is the right way to do it. In fact it makes your cereal more enjoyable as it helps soften the cereal slightly ,with the pressure making the milk seep into the cereal ,so it has a melting sensation when you chew on it than when it's practically dry and you chew down on it and cut your gums if you are unlucky. Yes although putting the cereal after the milk makes it look nice, You are sacrificing your cereal eating experience.Milk after the cereal.
Me: Imma go eat breakfast now!
Butthurtbeforecerealmilkperson: I WILL FRIKIN ASPHIXIATE YOU IF YOU DO THAT!?!?!1?!111?!1?!1
*Person eats dry creal* *Cuts gum* *unsavoury*
Me: Serves you right for not listening to me after I told you that pouring the Milk after

the cereal was a better idea.
*Pours milk after and gobbles it without a hitch) Milk after the cereal
by Hadley Hatchosvcka May 21, 2018
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Andalusian afterburner

When one is engaged in intercourse and reaches their climax, one so powerful it simultaneously forces out a massive gust of flatulence or a jet stream of chocolate surplus from set individuals anus.
Derek: Yoooo dude you’ll never believe this, I was banging Maggie on my dads futon and I totally hit her off with an Andalusian afterburner.. won’t be seeing her again for a while
Kyle: Dude isn’t Maggie a she-boy?
Derek: Never mind that bro my dad bought this futon last week now I’m fudged dude!

Kyle: Literally dude...
by TheMartianfromMars August 7, 2019
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