Cold sweater

When you have to poop so bad you start to get the cold sweats.

Mary Ann step on the gas I'm getting a cold sweater over here.

by Juls309 February 10, 2015

fuck swear

If you break the promise you have to fuck the person that you made the promise with.

Paul: You have to fuck swear you won't tell anybody.
Janet: I fuck swear Paul

by spum778 May 8, 2016

cringe sweats

When u like cringe so hard u sweat lol

DUDE I HAVE THE CRINGE SWEATS RIGHT NOE

by Suckmyassethan March 10, 2017

National lesbian sweatpants day

October 15th every year. Is national lesbian sweatpants day. Every lesbian is required to wear sweatpants this day and all straights are banned from wearing sweatpants on this day.

Dude: hey look at that fine specimen over there
Gurl: look at what she’s wearing. Do you know what day it is? It’s National lesbian sweatpants day. That right there is MY fine lesbian specimen.

by that_one_lesbian_03 October 20, 2019

Swear

To verbally abuse, or to rape an object with hatred words

"Goddamn shit mother fucking asshole cunt bag dick sucking faggot bitch! Jimmy you rectal fuck! Why'd you take my headphones?!"
"MAN FUCK YOU piece of shit asshole sucking gay buttfucker queef faced retarded shit fucker! I didn't take your shitass headphones! I'll kick your fucking schplood and waste your ass nigga!"
"Stop swearing"

by ninjapisser February 1, 2009

toast sweat

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind

Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.

by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006

Sweatbox

Being seriously loved up with a female

"Smithers is PROPER sweatbox"

by Carrot1984 October 8, 2009