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A web-based community where the frightening future of america is on display and reveals just how far our society has fallen. Typical fare includes roid filled dudes posting pictures of their shirtless bodies revealing tribal tattoos and scantily clad females with nothing more to say than hit me up or only talk to me if your hott and sexxi. Lately, a venue for C-list actors to troll for women and swarthy middle aged dudes posing as psuedo-therapists for 16 year-old females with little to no self-esteem who's parents "suck." Now owned by Rupert Murdoch.
I can't interact with ladies in person so hopefully I can get some play on my space.
by Joshua K May 17, 2006
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Spacecunt

A bitch who complains alot and thinks the world is all about them.
I was talking to this bitch last night and realized she was such a spacecunt
by V.E moneymaker July 25, 2010
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space docking

latin: incursio astrum
Mid-missionary position the man pulls out, turns his back to the woman and defecates into her vagina. This maneuver is remarkably difficult, hence the likeness to docking a shuttle into a space station at 17,000 mph.

from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex
I have a huge space-travel fetish and space docking is just like 'one small drop for a man, one giant orgasm for mankind.
by Dirty Buck Nasty April 13, 2010
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SpaceDump

The delicate act of shitting inside a womans vagina, and then eating it out. Can be done by female + female, or male + female.
<prolifik> Hey, was Wendy a good shag?
<vengeful> Yeahh, i gave her a SpaceDump!
by Doomdude February 1, 2010
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Chocolate space needle

A turd that has enough lenght to rest on the bottom of the toilet bowl while having atleast 1" of head sticking out of water in a vertical position without touching any other spot of the bowl.
Holy crap I just laid a chocolate space needle, grab the camera!!!
by smtwtfs October 13, 2009
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space

(v) An act or instance of blowing someone or something out an airlock or cargo hold into the vacuum of space. (i.e. to jettison).

Usually refers to executing a person or creature by exposure to hard vacuum in space, though can also refer to dumping cargo into space as well.
The terrorists will space their hostages if their demands are not met.

We must space our cargo so our ship can be more maneuverable.
by Lutrian February 17, 2004
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Safe space

a place where no fun is allowed and people that get offended by the wind usually hang out
Jared is always on his safe space because he thinks the sun is oppressing him because it shows he is ugly
by BeefyCC September 1, 2018
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