1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.
Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!
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The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.
The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
The use of the word 'slurp' comes from a Shakespearian reference when King Aurthur was said to 'slurp uponst thee that runs freely and with froth from the cunny of thy mother's mother', aparently referring to the frothy nature of his grandmother's lovejuice.
The term bucket is not confirmed, but is widely accepted to be a reference to the 'openning'.
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