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Coffee Roaster

Overall a complete and total baddass. One who knows an extraordinary amount about all aspects of coffee, including: origin of the raw bean, flavor profile of coffee from every country, temperatures at which the coffee roasts, roast levels, and knows a sucky cup of coffee just by smelling it. Basically, they're a drug dealer that instead of dealing weed or cocaine deals coffee.
Did you hear about that badass coffee roaster that orders his own beans overseas, roasts them in a homemade roaster made from a grill and a rotating trashcan, grinds it in a $200 grinder from Italy, and sells it to local coffee bars to put starbucks out of business?
Coffee Roaster by gngrtbag January 9, 2011

Rastufuckingracina 

A state of ultimate bliss beyond any imagineable pleasure.
You really need to taste this ravioli; it's rastufuckingracina!

Rastrelloism 

The practicing of Rastrelloism: To go about one's life raking things. To also become a gardener of irrelevant terror.

After converting to Rastrelloism, the meaning as to rake something is to kill or horribly mangle it beyond means.
After converting to Rastrelloism, people seem to be scared of me in the fall.

Because I converted to Rastrelloism, my garden has never been better.

Raster Burn 

A slang term used by hackers to describe Computer Vision Syndrome (CVS).

Irritation of the eyes that occurs after hours of staring into a LCD or CRT computer monitor, where the millions of phosphor dots start to "burn" your eyes. This happens especially after looking at plain text for hours, such as when writing code.

Using the green-over-black color scheme while coding reduces raster-burn, as does wearing lightly tinted sunglasses, especially if they are polarized.
"The mirrored sunglasses the teenager worn were round and black, John Lennon numbers. Worn to prevent "raster burn" from the phosphor dot symbols displayed on his screen." -Hackers, David Bischoff

guy 1- Damn, I got hella bad raster-burn from that 72 hour hacking marathon I pulled.

guy 2- I told you not to take all that vyvanse man!
Raster Burn by rydog69 September 22, 2011
He is half-human and half-zombie and he is running senator for the Philippines.
ays ays baby
A Rastaman is a man who is running for a Senate seat to oppose China’s influence in the region. He had already been in the news all over the world for a long time because of his goal to get to stand for elections and to get elected to the Senate.
Rastaman by Bunnyyeon October 19, 2021
To get high from smoking alot of marijuhana
i was so roasted last night!
roasted by Big Chief February 3, 2003