poser

Poser actually means a puzzeled or baffeling question. A poseuer is someone who trys to be someone or something they are not.

They are emo posuers. (poser)

by Samantha Ashlee July 29, 2008

Pose Garden

An establishment or public place that is frequented be posers (see poser).

A pose garden can only be defined by those frequenting the establishment or public place that are not posers (i.e. cool people).

It's Friday night, lets head to the pose garden and regulate.

by FreakinFabulous February 23, 2009

pausebuttenism

One who uses the pause butten repeativly in order to jack-off.

I had a bad case of "pausebuttenism" when watching Morgan Webb review games on X-Play.

by Heatseekingsizor May 19, 2009

poser

A person who tries to be like everyone else and epically fails. Someone who thinks that looking like a barbie doll is "cool" or caking makeup on their faces makes them look any better. A person who pretends to be someone they're not.

For example, Miley Cyrus is a poser because she pretends to be someone who doesn't even exist and then goes around kissing every co-star she gets (which makes her a slut).

by stfuyoufuckingbitch224 February 28, 2010

Poser

Does not exist. If it did exist; the definition would be 'someone trying to be a certain stereotype'. However, most people define it in their heads as 'someone who isn't whoever/whatever they are trying to be because; 1, if they have to try then they are fake, or 2, they are trying too hard and failing'. Both of these reasons are judgmental and highly unintelligent. If using the word to refer to someone else, the user is generally saying it to make themselves feel higher than the other because the user feels insecure or low. What the word, in all honesty, really is? A lie.

Insecure 1: "Look at that girl. She tries so hard to be scene. What a fake."
Insecure 2: "Seriously. She fails so bad. What a poser."
Intelligent Life-form: -laughs- "Its funny because I know that the only reason you're saying that is because you're trying to make yourself look better. It's also funny since the only reason you're doing that is because you're insecure about your own self. -laughs- ...and you say she fails."

by Teckadoll December 4, 2012

Pose

A dance move where one briefly holds a position as a model would do in order to be admired. This became popular in the 80s ballroom subculture as well as voguing which is a series of poses imitating a model at a photo shoot. Vogueing became recognized in the mainstream with Madonna’s song Vogue.

The current TV show about the NYC ballroom subculture of the late 1980s is named Pose

“Strike a pose for me girl.”
“You’ve got good moves, but can you pose?”

by VaporXtravaganza August 6, 2019

Poseidon’s Hickie

When you take a dildo up the ass that has been submerged in toilet water

Person 1: hey bud have you heard of a Poseidon’s kiss?
Person 2: yeah
Person 1: well this is a Poseidon’s hickie!
Person 2: *screeching*

by Poseidon’s Hickie December 4, 2020