forty wacks with a wet noodle
forty wacks with a wet noodle by Frisko316 May 24, 2003
sex noodle
a sex noodle, often referred to as Bobbie, is very tasty, irresistible and goes well with sex muffins.
"lets fornicate" said the muffin to the noodle.
"lets fornicate" said the muffin to the noodle.
sex noodle by Bobbie LOL January 31, 2007
Related Words
noodie • Noodies • noodie scope • noodie woodie • noodiehead • noodieq • noodle salad • noodled • noobie • noodle groovin'
Chicken Noodle Soup
Harlem dance made mainstream by DJ Webstar and Young B when they made the song "Chicken Noodle Soup"
Chicken Noodle Soup by Whitehead76 October 10, 2006
noodleboobs
noodleboobs by Tomanda February 18, 2003
tossing the noodles
Mutual masturbation involving at least two, usually three or more men, done for either pleasure or orgasm. Typically done sitting or standing with each man involved stimulating at least one other man in the group, hence the plural "noodles". Similar to a circle jerk or other group masturbation, but with no one only masturbating them self, and all the parties being male.
Guy #1: How was your date last night? You two hook up?
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!
Guy #2: Even better! We had dinner at an Italian restaurant. Then afterwords he and I picked up the waiter and we all went home and whacked each other off!
Guy #1: Wow, nice job! Tossing the noodles is a blast!
tossing the noodles by Nantes January 17, 2009
cup o' noodles
A Cup O' Noodles occurs when doggy style sex is going down and the male pulls out his penis and cums in his cupped hand. once his female coutnerpart turns around to see why the fun has stopped, the 'cupped' hand of semen is tossed in her face.
It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'
It is appropriate for the male to then scream 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!'
Tom was enjoying some back door action with Sally. Prior to climax, Tom decided Sally's snooty attitude at the bar and the amount of time it took to bed her called for a sturdy 'cup o' Noodles.'
Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.
Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.
Taking great care and positioning his hand just right, Thomas released his member from her love muff, held onto the bedside table for support and awaited Sally's head to turn.
'What's up baby, why'd u...'
With a flash and a flick of the wrist, 'CUP O' NOODLES IN YO FACE!,' Tom Exclaims.
Sally did not return Tom's calls until later that month.
cup o' noodles by DonKnuckles August 2, 2012
Wet Noodle
Joe: Oh my, he is having some trouble in there, he can't even stand straight. He's dancing around in that classic wet noodle fashion.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
Teddy: Oh yeah Joe, and it's not al dente, it's really really wet noodles.
Wet Noodle by MPprince September 2, 2009