Blue Mitchell

When a man purposefully gives himself blue balls, only later to blow his horn all over another sexual partner.

That mothafucka Blue Mitchelled all over my hair!

by PEN30 2x the size October 1, 2010

Jiggly Mitten

Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen

Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.

"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."

by RevelationOn34th February 3, 2012

The Mitt Romney

When you ejaculate on 47% of your lovers face.

I got so horny watching the presidential election, I just had to give Brenda 'The Mitt Romney.'

I wanted to seem like a compassionate guy, so I only gave Brenda 'The Mitt Romney'.

My wife told me I was lazy today, so I gave her 'The Mitt Romney'. I was happy to oblige.

by RoyCoup November 14, 2012

smitten mittens

Smitten Mittens, When you have to keep your hands in your pockets to keep them off the girl you're with. Especially helpful in the company of parental units and members of the clergy. Not very effective, considering your hands aren't safe in your pockets, see Pocket Pool.

She was so fine, when her Dad came home I had to put on my smitten mittens on to cover my intent, but I ended up all jorma taccone.

by MauiBoi August 31, 2012

whore mites

Scabies, body lice, crabs, Any sort of microscopic body parasite obtained by bumping uglies with an infected or "dirty" person

Bob met a fine piece of ass at a bar one night, he goes home with her and her "self care" is less than desirable but he decides a dirty lay is better than no lay so he goes for it. Two weeks later he can't figure out the itchy red bumps everywhere. After many Doctor appointments it is determined that he has Scabies, AKA Whore Mites

by Ridiculous Rose June 29, 2014

cheesy mittens

When you finger bang a chick with a yeast infection

Did you hear that hoe lasagna gave orangejello cheesy mittens

by kirk lazarus April 23, 2015

Boni Mitchell

Noun: The common and tantalizing erection a man obtains while listening to the female folk artist, Joni Mitchell.

Based on the music coming from Alex’s room, he’s probably got a major Boni Mitchell.

by Lil Funyun June 13, 2018