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matcha

Japanese tea traditionally used for the tea ceremony. Made from powdered green tea leaves. Prepared by whisking in a bowl with hot water.
Yuki mixed matcha for us as part of the tea ceremony.
by Ronamo December 10, 2003
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michael phelps

super hot olympic swimmer who dominated in 2004 with 6 gold medals...
Did you see Michael Phelps in the Olympics? He kicked ass!
by britard December 31, 2006
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Michael

Michael is the name of many people that are awesome. People with the name Michael are very intelligent, they can solve questions faster than others. A person with the name Michael is very popular and has many friends, he makes makes friends wherever he meets because he is very funny, nice, cool, and caring. All people with the name Michael are really hot and cute, the second girls see a person named Michael for the first time they instantly want to be his girlfriend. When you meet a person named Michael for the very first time and you do not know his name yet, the first thing he says will instantly make you want to be his friend. People named Michael are very nice to everyone. When they see someone in need they always come to ask what's wrong. When they see a person in need of food, money, or a home, he goes to them and gives them all he has in his pockets. a Michael will always listen to what you have to say, he will never be rude and puts his friends and family before him. A person named Michael will always defend you no matter what. Michael is never a boring person and always like to have fun and laugh. When you see Michael he will always be smiling. A Michael is extremely strong but doesn't fight without a reason. All people named Michael are gentlemen and will always think about what you need. Overall Michael is the coolest, most amazing, funny, hot, cute, dependable, and the bravest person there is.
Person1:Wow look at that guy!
Person2:Oh that's Michael.

Girl 1:Do you think Michael is hot?
Girl 2:Of course! I don't know why he doesn't have a girlfriend though.
Michael:Because I know my friends like those girls.

Person 1:Aw man I don't have any seats.
Michael:Here take mine.

Michael:Hey Michael you're cool.
Michael:You too Michael.
by MAIKERU November 25, 2013
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Michael Bay

A deviant sex act in which you set off an M80 next to the woman’s head right before climax.
While she’s temporarily blinded and deafened, you finish in her ass and steal 14 dollars from her purse.
I totally pulled a Michael Bay on that girl I met at the Black Eyed Peas concert and she STILL called me the next day.
by mmcluhan December 17, 2011
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michael

There's like 12,390,658 Michaels born a second.
by SUMFURRYTHING June 19, 2016
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Match Cracker

A type of explosive very similar to Firecrackers which is ignited just like a match, the hard composition sitting on top of the explosive is friction sensitive and can either be strike'd or directly ignited with an open flame. The cracker begins to burn down from an internal fuse consisting of slow burning powder or visco until the explosive component is reached setting of a loud bang.

Match Crackers are very popular in the EU and are usually cheaper than firecrackers, they also tend to be waterproof in most cases. Size is measured in what is labeled 'K-O2--' they can range from the kids sized KO201 to the much more destructive K0212 all the way up to the extremely powerful K0218 . The smallest type actually contains gun powder in most cases, but 95% of the time they contain flash powder which is more explosive. To give you an idea of the power, the smallest type has 150mg of flash and K0212 has 3g of flash, the same as the classic M-80's of the 60's.

If used correctly they are very safe and only create a loud bang with a small shock-wave, they tend to have longer fuse times than firecrackers as they are designed to be held in the hand and thrown away as they are lit.
Match Crackers are the type with no fuse sticking out the top, they boast ridiculous amounts of flash and can be lit in more than one way, 3 ways if you count powerful laser pointers.

On to college we go, to blow up some motherfucking toilets!
by Mr. Reverb December 27, 2011
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Michael Cera complex

Having an intense attraction to any and all guys that possess the trademark characteristics of Michael Cera. These may include delicate features, lankiness, subtle sarcasm in almost every sentence, an adorably shy personality, a sweet smile, meek but also defensive if need be, and a hopeless romantic.
"That guy over there is so cute. Look at his adorable face! Aww, he stands awkwardly too!"

"Girl, you have a serious Michael Cera complex."
by ewokmogwai June 11, 2013
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