the googles

A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.

Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?

by etriad September 20, 2012

brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.

That's a pretty Brazilian Goose.

by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017

gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

Steve Novak Good

When something is as good or comprable to the amazing powers of the Great Basketball player Steve Novak.

John: How did you like Batman
Kevin: It was pretty good. Steve Novak Good

Mike: Did you like "He's Just Not That In To You"
Al: Hell no, it was NOT Steve Novak Good

by Ghandi Von Wilson December 10, 2009

Goopta

A male with a ginormous, monstrous, sword of a cock. The best Fortnite Player on Leapfrog.
👉👈

Alfonso: “Damn Isaac lemme suck your goopta”
Isaac: 😎

by Goopta March 17, 2020

noodles through a goose

Something moving very fast.
Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then they feed the noodle to the next goose...and the next...and so on. After the last goose, they tie the string to a stick. Then they can walk a string of geese to market.

That beer went through me like noodles through a goose.

by Cable Hills May 1, 2008

You lose, good day sir

An expression used at any random time to indicate epic fail, derived from Gene Wilder's line in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Brigitte: I read Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse.

Me: You lose, good day sir!

by cacaivette December 20, 2007