floppy river

It’s like a 69, but with diarrhea.

I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.

by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023

Floppy flop

Masturbating in the back of a car while on break at work. Also known as a car jacking

I’ll be right back bro imma floppy flop on my 15

by Dumbshit Danny August 3, 2023

floofy turtle

a fluffy (floofy) turtle
can be a stuffed animal

aww that turtle looks so fluffy! it’s a floofy turtle!

by bunny_93 August 31, 2023

Floofy

A legendary big hamcake which aggressively hunts human hands that are in her cage.

Floofy is pervin.

by Peninja May 11, 2023

Flööph

A delicious bread served hot. May be dipped in sauce.

“We’d like some more flööph. Ideally between each course.”

by anonymous is the best June 28, 2023

Floopty juice

That drank in which exquisite in influence; Vodka.

Ahhhh… the floopty juice
Hey man, what are your drinking?
I’m sipping on that floopty juice.

by anonymous July 16, 2024

Floopty juice

That drank in which exquisite in influence; Vodka.

Ahhhh… the floopty juice
Hey man, what are your drinking?
I’m sipping on that floopty juice.

by anonymous July 16, 2024