the dog fucked me 

The opposite of Fucking the Dog. When you work your ass off and you never seem to get ahead.

Dude, The dog fucked me hardcore today, and i even stayed overtime.

the dog fucked me by Sn0tr0cket January 1, 2008

climaticly fucked 

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail

me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.

climaticly fucked by sirjer July 1, 2009

Rugby fucked 

When a man's face looks like he has been playing rugby all his life e.g. Bill Beaumont, cauliflower ears ect. But it is actually the product of too many pub brawls and their face is fucked up like a rugby player.

That guy over there with his barbour jacket on, looks like he's been completely rugby fucked.

Rugby fucked by Janestar1 October 11, 2011

Squirrel Fucked 

When the fukee is fucked so hard that the fucker burried his balls in the fukee's ass.

I just got squirrel fucked in my fantasy league by the running back's 88 yard touchdown run.

Squirrel Fucked by weekend drunk October 11, 2011

Ten Different Kinds Of Fucked Up 

A phrase used when something shocks you beyond belief.

Have you read that story "Guts" by Chuck Palahniuk? It's ten different kinds of fucked up.

Ten Different Kinds Of Fucked Up by tendollarlameo July 4, 2011

third party fucked

When you fuck someone who has fucked another person it's like you fucked that other person.

I have so third party fucked Matt Barker!

third party fucked by cracrjaks August 24, 2011

go fuck and get fucked

A vague phrase with a meaning ranging from "Please fuck off" to "Viva la vida" to "An eye for an eye."
Used as a verb.

Person1: So why did you stop being friends with your homie?
Person2: Huge fight. Jerk took my girl.
Person1: That's betrayal. You alright?
Person2: He may have taken my girl, but I took his sister.
Person1: Way to go fuck and get fucked.

go fuck and get fucked by Starlight Azure May 20, 2016