Ed

Short for: Erectile Dysfunction

"Dude, I bet Nate still won't lose his v-card this year cuz he's got ed."

by EndYasss2k17 September 29, 2017

Ed

To half rep

Holy shit that guys Ed repping

by NigelPink June 19, 2016

Ed

Absolute stud.
Has a 10 inch penis and is extremely attractive

Look that’s Ed I want him to pound me

by Jigglywiggler May 29, 2022

Ed

Ed is dumb inmature and rude nobody like him

Ed is a person

by Joemama14205 April 24, 2020

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

Ed Sheeran

Ed Sheeran is a brand of cereal that tastes like stinky rat guts. It’s so overpriced considering it tastes like absolute dirt. It has printed pictures of a creepy man with orange hair on each cereal piece.

Kid: Mom can I get the new Ed Sheeran cereal?? they say it’s really good!
Mom: Umm.. I guess
Kid:EW THIS IS THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER TASTED!! THIS TASTES LIKE DIRT

by egf.koi September 4, 2021

pull an ed

(A) To cop a feel

(B) Unsolicited touching

Hey girl don't sit next to that guy, he'll try to pull an ed on you

by D. Scotty July 8, 2017