Dieter Porn

When your friend plays 3 games at once and sleeps for 17 hours every day

Hey Kevin stop doing a Dieter Porn

by Dieter barthoiloakeus May 28, 2024

Diether

Diether is a stupid fucking loser. He is rejected from society and is looked down upon by others. However he is very poetic, he has a very famous quote. This quote is “Doonewey I’m gonna smash your fucking brain into the concrete” This quote illustrates how poetic and powerful his words are. However, diether is still a stupid fucking bitch with 0 friends. I hope you kill your self diether.

My friends make fun of me by calling me diether.

by DietherIsGay June 23, 2024

diethnesystimamonadonophobia

The fear of the metric system.

Johnny: “It is 39 degrees Fahrenheit today, and in Celsius, that would be—“
Jeffery: “Please don’t, I have diethnesystimamonadonophobia.”

by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026

Felix & Dieter

The act of one person (I.E Felix) to beat down on another person (I.E Dieter)

Felix grabbed Dieter by the throat and slapped him a couple of times just for show, then slammed the student’s face into the heavy tabletop.

"Don't make me go Felix on your arse"


"he's gonna do a Dieter on him"

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

Chinese Dietician

Someone who provides nutritional advice based on the aroma of another persons shit. Advice that is often unsolicited and unwelcome.

That Chinese dietician told me I need to eat more ____(fiber, vegetables, dairy products, etc.)

by Getbent1 December 26, 2011

Tristan Dietz

He's a really gay piece of shit and nobody loves him.

HEY! Look at that faggot, Tristan Dietz!

by bignigga06 March 2, 2020

Dirty Dietsche

The symbol of sex. Smartest man you’ll ever know or be blessed to be in the presence of. God’s Gift. Some say God Himself reincarnated. Also damn sexy.

“Have you made your sacrifices for the day?”

“To Dirty Dietsche? The benevolent?? Of course I have!! I’d never forget”

by Brovid homie September 9, 2021