Thanos Dick

A Dick So Large That Even The Horse Gods Are Amazed. Its So Gigantic That Godzilla Would Be Comparable In Size. The Last Known Person To Have A Thanos Dick Was Bill Cosby. They Usually Tend To Fuck Everything In Sight And Yes That Includes Food.

Bill:Yo Man You Heard Bill Cosby Fucked Like 3 Guys Yesterday.
Charlie:Yea Hes Got A THANOS DICK!!!

by Mega Troll October 13, 2018

bee’s dick

A unit of measurement - very very small/by a very small margin. Variation on bee’s whisker. (Australian saying)

She won the race by a bees’s dick.

They missed out by a bee’s dick.

by Just checking February 27, 2018

Dick You Down

To give a girl the best dick of her life.

Girl: You ready?
Boy:Yeah girl imma dick you downGirl: You just better have swipe game!

by GiggityGiggtyGirl<3 December 17, 2009

snack dick

Also referred to as a quickie.

I couldn't stay long at Javonda's crib long cuz' her baby's daddy wuz comin' home from pimpin'. So I just gave ha' some snack dick.

by Cartright September 6, 2005

goose neck dick

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.

I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

Henny Dick

When a guy, drunk off of Hennessy, is fucking a girl and won't cum because he's got henny dick.

I was fucking this bitch for like 4hrs straight off that henny dick last night.

by HennythingGoes March 3, 2019

Tender dick

A man who will do shit to in impress a female to get cool points or to try to fuck a female

He's a tender dick ass nigga

by jaydawg0056 January 7, 2022