Cold Blood

The act of confirming that someones insult directed towards you or a third party is of high caliber.

Martin: Daniel, Wesley Snipes called, he wants his hairdo back!

Daniel: Cold blood, CB, CB, CB!

by McBarfz November 23, 2010

cold snap

Said when one has witnessed a diss that is executed exceedingly well, without retaliation from the person who has received this massive insult.

Jenny: You're a filthy whore.
Danielle: Ouch, cold snap.

by dinkel January 16, 2009

cold rock

An attack; an unprovoked, violent blow, usually to the head.

I'm gonna cold rock your ass, doggie.

by CBosse July 27, 2006

cold turkey

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it

Turkey tastes better warm than cold

by claustrophobic chicken February 3, 2005

Cold Cuts

A fun nighttime activity. Under the cover of darkness a man or woman sneaks into a morgue with a shoehorn, white mask, and a tuna grinder. Only after finding a deceased woman can the wild sex begin. The shoehorn is only necessary if the corpse’s pussy has become too stiff for penetration.

“Can cold cuts give cold sores?”

by Nob April 28, 2004

cold one

Strong Bad's favorite beer.

"A hot one isn't a cold one at all. A warm one's... almost a cold one."

by Luigi February 24, 2003

cold shower

When your taking a shit and cold water splashes onto your asshole.

I got a cold shower at Arbys once.

by ed$ February 7, 2005