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turkey basting

The sexual act of penatrating a man or woman's rectum and urinating into such rectum. Upon extracting member urine will presede to flow from rectum resulting in a pressurized stream. Coinciding with a yelp or scream from the reciever simlar to a turkey call.
Girl: Do you want to try something new?
Guy: Roll over and I'll give you a good turkey basting.
Girl: Turkey basting? What do I do?
Guy: I'm gonna pee in your butt and let it flow. You're gonna need a shower and some clean sheets after this.
Girl: Okay!
by S.A.B. November 25, 2007
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beating around the bush

when a person or people are happy, angrey, or excited and decides to take a sledgehammer and find a bush and just start beating the ground around it.
Tom was so mad when his girl-friend dumped him that he started to go beating around the bush to release stress.
by Joey J. G. November 19, 2007
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boating

funny word to say randomly.

definition: to go out on a boat and tool around randomly. you idiot, you don't know what boating means.

used to cause maximum distraction and confusion in the surrounding area. Throw it into your speech in random areas.

Can also be used as a greeting or salutation.
'hey whats up man, we're going to the club, you comin? hell ya, man, boating!'

OR

(on meeting someone) nice to meet you, boating.

OR
(on leaving a pal) see later bro, boating!
by Schoelman June 13, 2004
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BAzing!

A much more updated and cooler way to say zing
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: What aren't I doing? Ohhhhh, BAAAzing!
Person 1: Jesus hates you.
by AssPirate November 7, 2004
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badingading

wow his badingading is small
by Gabberz February 24, 2015
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Sail Boating

When a girl gets on her knees and blows on your balls so hard they swing like a mast of a sail boat.
Last night my girlfriend got on her knees to suck my cock and instead she blew on my nuts..sail boating.
by titsmcgee555 November 15, 2010
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Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!
by KyleRM December 29, 2007
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