apple Dweeb

person who thinks by having a mac makes him a beter person, and work more effective. The funny thing is most apple dweebs didnt even own a ibm so they dont really know the dif. They just think its better, because they have it.

That apple dweeb doesnt understand ibm's. Ibm users understand apple tho.

by kukel June 8, 2003

Apple TV

Basically the same thing as a Windows Media Center Extender only from Apple so it works correctly.

Person 1: I love my new Apple TV.
Person 2: I love my old Windows Media Extender. Oh no, it crashed.

by Justingraziano August 24, 2008

Apple

You... you don’t know. YOU DONT KNOW WHAT AN APPLE IS SERIOUSLY. Here 🍎 🍏

Hey look this idiot doesn’t know what an apple is

by Jesus is watching you sleep August 5, 2020

Road apples

A polite way of saying "Horse Shit"

During a conversation where one person continually talks about themselves, or gives out some questionable info.

"He/she sure dumped a load of road apples on us today."

by Le Enguis en Herbe March 14, 2010

Apple Bottom Jeans

A part of the song Low by: Flo Rida featuring T-Pain. Number one on iTunes since November 2007 (date is Feb 2008)

Ghetto jeans made by Nelly; America's Next Top Model contestant Jade modeled them.

Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur (with the fur)
The whole club was looking at her (her)
She hit the floor (she hit the floor)
Next thing you know
Shorty got low low low low low low low low

by SHAM ON! February 23, 2008

Alabama Crab Apple

To engage in oral sex immediately after anal sex.

Yeah, I was giving this girl an Alabama Crab Apple when she sucked the stink off my pud.

by Cosmixmaster June 4, 2003

apple juice straight from the hose

Urine expelled from the male penis, esp. meant for consumption by other people. This consumption is often implied as being forced.

My toolbag roomate forgot to pay the rent and fell asleep on the couch. He's gonna get a taste of apple juice straight from the hose.

by Pappa Sean May 17, 2006