French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.

Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."

by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018

cheekey weeker

It's used to describe a bitch.

My poot turned into poop what a cheekey weeker.

by Poot daddy June 7, 2018

strong weekend

A weekend that offers physical, emotional, psychological or social upliftment.

We went away for a couple of days to chill in a forest cabin and get some energy back; it was a strong weekend.

by Squidsquirt March 15, 2018

Asian Weekend

A weekend of doing nothing fun but dreary homework/work/chores.

Rob: Hey Bob how was your weekend? I went to the zoo.

Bob: I had an Asian weekend of reviewing physics and working at my shift at work all weekend. My weekend sucked!

by redgulp5 September 15, 2018

Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019

Harrison weeler

Can be a total ass at times and even a pervert but overall is funny and over protective of people that mean something to him. He really hot, tall, dark hair, really white, big feet lol, really skinny, good at football and, big dick.

Harrison weeler is so hot I'd smash never pass on him

by 100% that bitch💞💕💋😂 October 16, 2019

Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter

Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes

by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019