Twat on a Fishcake

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"

by Darren Jones June 12, 2003

Boston Twat Twister

while in the act of fornication, the male subject lies down, and the woman sits on top. The twist is this, the woman holds on to a rotating fan, thus spinning her (and her twat) around the penis.

Dude I met this crazy bitch, she introduced me to the Boston Twat Twister

by g-sauce55 July 25, 2007

twan

Someone who is washed up, has gone soft, and no longer commands respect in the hood. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self."

"You're gone, used to be the Don Juan, now your name is just Twan."
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"

Carlos: "Whats up dogg, long time since you been back in the hood."
Tony: "For real. What's going on with J.D. these days? That dude used to run shit around here."
Carlos: "Fool has gone soft. Now he ain't nothin' but a twan. He settled down with some bitch and she's got him whipped. I saw him last week walking her weak-ass chihuahua around the block, cleaning up its shit and shit. Then I saw him with that ho the other day going into the movies to watch 'Confessions of a Shopaholic.'"
Tony: "Man that is some mark-ass shit! We gotta straighten that twan-ass bitch out. Let's ride on that fool."
Carlos: "Word."

by Nicholas D February 18, 2009

twatswat

lesbian equivalent of a cockblock.

Rebecca was scissoring Janice with her eyes when Melissa came and sat down next to them and completely ruined the moment. What a twatswat.

by kschaef January 4, 2009

tater-twat

Tater-twat is the basically the worst insult you could give to a woman. It describes a woman's vagina as being crusty and nasty like most tater tots.

Damn, eating that tater-twat out almost made me want to gag.

by jagwah March 26, 2009

Twatapotamus

A very large, loose twat

ex. That fat chick had a freakin twatapotamus!

by LnkinPrk777 May 3, 2006

twattering

The sharing of way too many banal entries on twitter from a person who thinks twittering make them famous.

When I saw Jen had written four entries in her twitter profile before noon about cleaning her apartment, I realized she was twattering again today.

by AS_King August 23, 2008