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Glastonbury High School

Glastonbury high school is a public high school for grades 9-12 that is predominately full of kids sheltered within the Caucasian , Christian, and rich Glastonbury bubble.

It's students come from very diversified backgrounds (some consider themselves to be upper middle class others consider themselves to be upper class).

The dress code at GHS is sporadically enforced and outfits worn by students scream "I payed way to much for this."

Despite Glastonbury's enormous white and rich population the lunches are comparable to prison food. With Grade D beef, watered down dressings, pathetic bagels (which apparently meet state standards: the standard probably being the bagel must have a hole in the middle), whole grain poptarts (now that's just wrong) and an abundance of bruised apples and prepackaged carrots (courtesy of our precious First Lady) the school cafeteria aims to nauseate.

To be sure Glastonbury is the last safe haven for the classic American (white) family.
Oh you're white, snotty, and rich you must go to Glastonbury High School
by Don'thurtme March 12, 2013
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School

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guy 1: yo bro do u like school
guy 2: no its just six crappy hours of our lives
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middle school

A school for 7th to 8th or 6th to 8th grade, around adolescence. Most kids in middle school find themselves stuck in a new society of subculture and new responsibilities. Kids in middle school are usually naturally hungry to find who they're gonna grow up to be.
Since middle school, Hannah has worked her way into becoming an "emo".
by SpinachPizza April 3, 2010
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Summer School

Some bullshit, teachers created to torture kids just because their summer is boring and they get paid.
Guy: Aye foo, u got summer school
Guy2: Ya. Im bout to die
by TacoMeat232 June 25, 2019
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online school

jack:i like online school

me:ahhh so you like mental hell
by youraverage15yearold October 13, 2020
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Wellsboro Area High School

A high school where the floor cracks, the roof leaks, you can buy copious amounts of illegal drugs, full of obnoxious popular people with no sense of reality and their daddies wallets, annnddd you can still graduate with your class.
" Heyy where did you go to school?"
" i went to wellsboro area high school..."
"...congradulations...."
by TauRineAddiCt February 11, 2012
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The High School Douche Bag

A young male who usually has at least 2 of these characteristics: Arrogant, annoying, rude, selfish, self-absorbed, inconsiderate, or enjoys putting others down.

A majority of "popular guys" at your school can be classified as a douche bag.

His activities may include disrespecting girls, cracking "your mom" jokes, disrespecting teachers, making fun of everyone around him, skipping class, or attempting a cover of someone who doesn't deserve to be called a rapper.

They especially like to insult students who are weird (liking different things, having different hobbies, ect. than the douche bag thinks is acceptable).
Drake enjoyed bullying anyone who was "weird" in his eyes, and soon was known as the high school douche bag.
by Justabandgirl August 6, 2012
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