potatoing

To fucking headbutt someone

Devin is potatoing the fuck out of Doug

by TheTyrone118 April 29, 2016

Potato Nose

A nose that looks all big and swollen. A really fat nose with a lot of large bumps and for the most part is round.

Ewwwww gross, look at that kids huge potato nose over there. No don't stare at it just like look at it really fast and look away.

by Jebise October 3, 2006

dirty potato

one who is easily taken advantage of sexually but who is very attractive and put together however loves the D

That dirty potato put her number in my phone while I was cleaning myself up

by Kent March 26, 2004

Mashed Potatoes

The act of forcing fecal matter down a shower drain with one’s toes after deficating in the shower. It may be an act of vengeance, inebriation, or necessity.

It was negative 30 degrees in Fairbanks Alaska, so when visiting my friend with only an outhouse I had no choce but to mashed potatoes.

by Scrotum Sorcerer July 12, 2018

couch potato

1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe - a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. They are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. Also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.

2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.

3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.

"Dude, my Couch Potato lets me smoke in my recliner while I'm lying back and I can just leave it sitting on my chest after I smoke it!"

"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."

"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"

by Don Pablo Escobar April 21, 2008

hot potato

When you pass a lit bowl back in forth fast enough that you don't need a lighter, thus getting super baked.

That bowl was so lit! We hot potatoed that shit like no other!

by babe31337 March 25, 2011

mashing potatoes

Usually takes place after a heavy night of drinking. This is where the female will stop at nothing and is desperate to have sex. Completely neglecting the fact that you may have whiskey dick, she vigorous "mashes" her vagina into your penis in hopes of stimulating a flaccid erection

"Man, Dana was mashing potatoes all night long"

by tyson86 August 10, 2007