by The Scotsman September 28, 2005
Get the porn dwarfmug. The beatiful, non-existent world which you create while jerking off. in this world girls can do anything and everything. Boundaries and rules are no more.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
No matter who you are and what you're like, anything's possible.
Every guy has one, and each one is unique, ranging from feet fetishes to giant women chasing tiny men.
The ectasy feeling soon goes after blowing your load, and you have to wait few hours to dwelve back into it.
(We can hear grunting noises upstairs)
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
Guy1.Hey, what's he tripping about up there?
Guy 2.Ah think he's just entering the Porn Matrix.
Guy 1.Dude, that's lame.
by Biafra J July 11, 2004
Get the Porn Matrixmug. Television shows produced to promote the sensual and hedonistic qualities of food such as those presented on the Food Network.
1) We love watching food porn while we are eating dinner.
2) Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray are the king and queen of food porn.
2) Bobby Flay and Rachael Ray are the king and queen of food porn.
by Bill R December 27, 2008
Get the food pornmug. A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.
-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.
by y0Sambo April 13, 2014
Get the Midget Pornmug. Jeb's all excited. He just got some Pennsylvania Porn in his mailbox - his new issue of Whitetail Magazine!
by Buzzbone July 1, 2009
Get the Pennsylvania Pornmug. It's a syndrome which attacks regular civilians as well as folks who have worked in the adult industry. Through adult industry business, media or socializing some people have become so desensitized to foul humor and obscenity that they can no longer recognize how offensive their conversations and jokes can be to normal people.
Out in public having loud discussions including the words pussy, dick, fucking, ass, anal, double penetration, hookers, porn stars, blowjobs, and anything of this nature would be considered a perfect example of a Porn Tourettes outburst.
by HollyWood90027 December 27, 2010
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