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dirty number

A quantitative measurement of one's promiscuity to allow for easy comparison, bragging, etc. It is calculated by multiplying the number of sexual partners with the combined age difference. The combined age difference is calculated by adding the age difference to the most younger partner with the age difference of the most older partner.

If I have slept with 5 people, and the age difference to the most younger one is 2 years + the age difference to the most older one was 3 years, then my dirty number is

5*(2+3) = 5*5 = 30
My dirty number is 148, what's yours?.
by F64 December 15, 2011
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Tommy that numb_nuts fucker,did you see what he just did.
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take a number

The question of taking a number usually arises during sexual intercourse between two or more people(men & women).

Various numbers can be taken depending on the preference and the number of people taking part.

Some of the famous numbers being 99, 69, 669, 999 etc.
Guy#1:Take a number dude.
Guy#2:I want to flaunt a rosebud during the upcoming orgy, so lets go 99.
by HerpesMonger October 12, 2004
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