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Reverse Monkey Fuck

While hanging from a pull up bar you insert your erect phallus into the anus of a male/female while she/he a fecal nugget is crowning out of the rectum.
She was about to shit while i was doing pull ups so i reverse monkey fucked her
by The Shit Stuffer July 13, 2009
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Flying Monkey Shits

self explanatory
Those burritos gave me a terminal case of the flying monkey shits...bathroom is quarantined for the next hour!!
by noseed August 28, 2021
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talking ass monkey

(n). One who drones on and on about his/her problems; a non-listener, talks loudly and fast, often very opinionated.
At the cocktail party, the talking ass monkey told me everything I never wanted to know. "What are you, some kind of arrogant talking ass monkey?"
by Dave Hultgren February 23, 2004
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Pee Pee Monger

One who advocates the looking at the bulge in a man's pants. This is the polar opposite or the feminine version of Chi Chi Monger- One who advocates the looking at a woman's breast.
Mike was getting a haircut the other day and Marina, the pee pee monger that she is was, peaking up his shorts.
by chevolay August 11, 2008
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monkey style

Rubbing ones genitals in a quick exciting fashion to fruition like a Rhesus monkey. This act would happen several times an hour.
He went to his bedroom and performed monkey style after seeing the lingerie ads for Macy's.
by Jane Goodall April 26, 2003
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The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
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crap monkey

stop being a crap monkey.
or
crap monkies, I can't find my phone.
by Genessa Radke January 28, 2004
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