what the dildo

Analogous to phrases such as “What the fuck” or “What the hell”. Often used in the context of describing something utterly confounding or inexplicitly stupid. Can be abbreviated to “What the dil” if children or those easily offended are present.

Sam: Whats up bro?
John: Nothing much, expect I'm building a rocketship to Mars so we can play ping pong in zero gravity!!
Sam: What the dildo??

by Master2117 December 31, 2008

Dillon

A really weird and overall just an annoying person. He is the type of person to back out of important events cause hes too scared of Knowledge, Strength and integrity of situations and can't live up to what he said he would do. He causes many L's to take place in many days of his life, almost every day, a new L pops up for this man. He was little to no friends, and when women are around him they get turned off faster than people watching a BJ scene on the hub.

"Look, over there, it's Dillon. I bet he's taken a big L today."

by Meowdude January 5, 2023

dildofaniac

A Guy/Gal Who Is OBSESSED with the look/feel/touch/smell....etc.....etc of any dildo he/she comes across.

Me:Dude She Is So Hot!!

Jay:Dude,You Dont want to get wit her....shes a total psycho killer dildofaniac!

by TySoN 2 Da DeJaynes September 14, 2008

dildo swank

The crustified vaginal secretions that build up on a dildo after it has been used.

I had to put my dildo in the dishwaher to due the copious buildup of dildo swank.

by Pimmy January 15, 2008

Dildoldo

Used to describe someone who is acting like a dildo.

The monkey who invented AIDS was such a dildoldo.

by Dickhole Smash October 11, 2008

Dildo Pounder

One who uses a dildo so aggressively that it 'pounds' the user's ass cheeks into submission.

Grant is such a dildo pounder, he always complains about anal pain.

by Frank Rosa June 23, 2010

dildojilar

Having the properties of a dildo.

a cucumber is of a dildojilar shape.

by HazardousHap July 26, 2011