Children Alfredo

Fine dining way of swallowing cum

"Hey babe, you hungry?"
"Yeah I'm thinking something fancy."
"How about some children alfredo?" *unzips pants*

by Chad Buttersworth June 16, 2022

Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.

Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Childe

Childe is a curse. He will curse you. Childe is rapidly approaching your location. Do not try to stop him. He will only grow stronger. Childe is coming. There's 3 stages of grief: 1. Sphere. 2. Boobs. 3. Emo. No clue how to stop this curse, so like um goodluck. Also if you know any Michael and you have the Childe curse... run.

"Oh no! I've been seeing a lot of cursed stuff recently."
"Its the childe curse."
"The what?"

by skittlewaggler November 9, 2022

Childhood Best friend day

On April 4th we all celebrate our best friends we’ve had since we are little! The best friends we’ve shared many memories and continue to share memories with, post them and appreciate them!!

“Me and Lala have been besties since 1st grade!!!”

“Omg today is Childhood best friend day ! Go get her flowers to show you appreciate her!”

by ahotmf April 3, 2023

childporn

FBI OPEN UP !!!

Police coming in your location soon.............. Because you searched childporn

by Ribnat May 29, 2023

Child

A factory worker

You see that child there, he’s making below minimum wage in a Chinese factory

by ChineseFactoryManager May 31, 2023

Child Comments

A comment on a video that has nothing to do with the video whatsoever.
Or it is a comment on a video that is made of random letters.

Child Comments can be defined as: if you see a comment on a MrBeast video talking about their pet fish.
It can also be defined as: if you look in MrBeast comment section and see a comment saying ahfhfjfjtbn that was be an example of Child Comments

by Carsonman616 July 26, 2023