Santa's beard

after giving a guy a handjob, with his cum on your hand, slap him in the face, and yell SANTAS BEARD!!!

guy- dude my girl Santa's beard me last night, i almost punched her in the throat.

Girlfreind-Hey babe guess what..
Boyfreind-What?
Girlfreind- SANTAS BEARD!!

by dylan dudeacle December 4, 2012

white beard

Can't grow a beard? Next time you're at home, simply apply shaving cream to your face in the shape of a beard, leave it on, and go about your day.

Yo, check out my white beard!

by Turler August 3, 2018

hold the beard

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.

hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley

by link283 February 14, 2014

Bearded Kitty

A cat with a full blown beard.

Look at that bearded kitty!

by DankKitty February 10, 2017

turd beard

When someone has a hair asshole, it can be defined as a beard. When it is full of shit it is called a turd beard.

That girls ass is so hairy and full of shit, she has a nasty turd beard.

by Bigtnuggz April 10, 2015

Lime Beard

1.

A facial accoutrement sliced from a round green citrus fruit's (Lime) peel. It is usually made from the peels of limes found in bars, the peel is cut into a half diamond and placed on the face. The Lime Beard is to be held by the wearer right under the chin.

It is important to note that other citrus fruits held on the chin (while stylish) are socially unacceptable.

2. Sometimes found naturally on Parakeets a small green swell under the beak.

"Come on Chet hang on to your lime beard or it will fall off...Limes are not sticky you know."

by Lime Beard January 25, 2010

beard cock

The point at which the cock is so covered by hair you begin fucking with your pubes instead of your cock

I will rupture your anus with my massive beard cock you chubby coon.

by beard cock July 25, 2017