junk zombie

One who is addicted to narcotics, usually heroin. The name is in reference to the zombielike state of the individual (apathy, lethargy, sluggishness).

ron is a junk zombie, 'cuz all he does all day is shoot up smack

junk zombie by red commie bastard November 26, 2006

blackfriday zombie 

An exhausted person so obsessed with Black Friday that they wander through stores in a daze hopped up on caffeine and adrenaline.

I have got to get some rest, I've turned into a blackfriday zombie. zombie, exhausted, tired, sleep-deprived, Black Friday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, holiday shopping

blackfriday zombie by joecoolthefool December 10, 2014

The Zombies are Coming 

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening

John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)

The Zombies are Coming by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

yo wanna play cod zombies? 

A phrase said when you really need a partner in cod zombies but it's been a decade since the game released.

"Yo wanna play cod zombies?"
"Cold war?"
"Nah world at war"
"Don't have it."
"Oh"

yo wanna play cod zombies? by E2Nova December 4, 2021

zombie 

Howard Stern fan.

So nicknamed due to their blind devotion to Howard. They believe everything he says without question, even if it is a blatantly obvious lie.

me: Sirius satellite radio just reached 2 million subscribers
zombie: But Howard said they have 3 million, and they all signed up just to listen to him

zombie by A Communist October 11, 2006

Nazi Zombies 

A game mode which is unlocked after the completion of the Call of Duty 5: World at War single player mode. It is the only fun part of the game (and the only part that wasn't in call of duty 4

The Nazi Zombies went Booga booga booga booga and ate my brain

Nazi Zombies by youzzer March 19, 2009

zombie jesus on a pogostick 

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

zombie jesus on a pogostick by Team Retro September 21, 2008