When

When someone says “when” to something you say but is totally irrelevant

A: “ she’s pretty”
B: “when?”
A: “what?”
B: “when did I fucking ask”

by JohnnyMate December 27, 2019

When mel smokes

A term similar to “when pigs fly” but slightly adjusted. Mel never smokes.

Yo do you think I have a chance with that model? “Yeah when mel smokes”

by og pattis January 22, 2020

Since When-

A person that questions your sexuality just to feel better about themselves and also use their own sexuality as a personality trait

-“Oh hey btw I’m bi, just thought I’d let u know since I know ur also bi and I feel like I can trust u with that”
-“Wh- since when-“

by Helpmypussysgonecrazy December 3, 2020

When you call me at 3 in the morning

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I’ma eat your breakfast when you call me at 3 in the morning

by Your lebron glazer lebron baby July 25, 2023

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020

that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow

a trash post to send to your friends to annoy them by slowly zooming in to see the image which is the grinch coloured blue smiling into the screen and spamming the full image after.

search on google to see the picture

'sends picture of that repeatedly to annoy his friends captioning, " that feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow'

by labanamana November 5, 2024

When the sand meets a stone

When someone from an older generation doesn’t accept that someone from a younger generation is more knowledgable on a certain subject/ situation

1.phrase
When the sand meets a stone

by Sharti September 30, 2022