Cosmic Toasties

Cosmic Toasties is a brand of cereal.

"He's Cosmic, he's Toasties, he's the best cereal in the world! He's Cosmic, he's Toasties— uh... something something about a girl!"

"Cosmic Toasties is 69% GAMER! Nice~"

by Cosmic Toasties May 13, 2022

commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.

"i want to commit toaster bath"

by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022

Press Toaster

Type of Toaster

Alexandra bought a Press Toaster

by WhoKillTheBoss August 27, 2022

evil_toaster

A very edgy weird thing.

lizzy:Evil_toaster. is that your real name
Evil_toaster:..... what do you think

by lizzy :> September 28, 2022

El Toaster Toast Toast

El Toaster Toast Toast

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by Checkmarkplayz March 1, 2023

dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023

Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022