[Swag Upgrade]

an upgrade of your swag

Yo Isaiah what did you get for Christmas? Yo, santa got me a swag upgrade.

by LZ Money January 8, 2009

swag-jack

one who jacks someone's swag

Khushbu Brahmbatt is a swag-jack.

by Thug Mr. March 3, 2011

swag fag

someone that dresses to impress thots by usually wearing primitive,hundreds,and diamond apparel, usually topped off by a swaggy snapback or beanie.

Madi and haley are such swag fags

by marsfella June 2, 2014

Swag Knees

A common ailment associated with having too much Swag. Posting twitter photos with your mate telling the world what new 'kicks' you're rockin can be particular stressful on the knees. A particularly Swag hat will weigh down heavy on the knee caps.

Daniel Sturridge is so Swag that the Liverpool doctors can't cure his Swag Knees. He's out till next season

by EmileHesky January 20, 2015

Swag Drag

It's what you do when a stipper tells you she is getting off dancing for you. In order to prove she isn't faking it you have to give her the swag drag. The swag is rubbing her pussy with your index and middle finger to make sure she is wet and then drag your fingers under your nose to smell that sweet cunt juice.

Kyle: Aww dude did that stripper tell you she was getting wet dancing for you?
Randy: Yea but I gave her the swag drag to make sure she wasn't fucking with me to get more dances and money.

Kyle: Damn I didn't know hoes here freaked like that. We better get a couple bottles and a private room to pound some pussy in.

by Jraad October 7, 2013

Swag fag

Cole Rudlin.

"Cole Rudlin is such a swag fag."

by Tableton May 12, 2013

swag

Swag refers to an Alderley homie's belongings he may need in the near future, particularly tasty munchies, or drugs. For particularly great swag, further emphasis on the quality of drugs/ munchies being deemed necessary, "swaag", "swaaag", "swaaaag" and so on can be used, often in a nasal, throaty, higher pitched voice similar to how Kryten says "smeeeg" in Red Dwarf, but higher pitched.

"Just let me go inside and get my swag before we leave"
"I need to go to the shops and get some swag"
After pulling some fine drugs out of pocket, "Swaag!"

by BrynD September 26, 2006