Precision Scooping

The act of maximizing the amount of marshmallows, crunch berries, dehydrated strawberries, etc., that one obtains in a spoonful of cereal.

1. Joe: Dude, how on earth did you get so many oat clusters all at once?

Christopher Walken: Precision scooping, my friend...precision scooping.

2. Joe: Oh yeah, look at this! *shows friend an impressive spoonful of Count Chocula* It's all about precision scooping.

Joe's friend: Fuck you for using that term.

by Decattatom April 25, 2011

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two scoops of hoops

When one serving of Hoops just won't do and you must come back for more. Warning, Hoops is an addictive substance. May cause feelings of intense pleasure, good vibes and overall sense of love.

I could sure use two scoops of Hoops right about now.

by Winesamurai May 27, 2016

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Fupa Scoopa

A large ladle like device that aids in the process of lifting ones fupa in order to provide easier access to the vagina and anus.

I once ate a nasty chalupa
So greasy it flew out my pooper

But wiping my asshole's

No longer a hassle

With the help of my Fupa Scoopa

by mmm_bop November 11, 2017

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strawberry double scoop

The exposed portion of one's testicles when the scrotum is grasped and raised above the penis, like an ice cream cone.

Ben always shows off his strawberry double scoop at work. Asshole!

by magnumbro January 26, 2010

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Scoo-ba doop scoop-scoop

The act of rolling up a spliff/joint/jay and slowly smoking it, enjoying every bit of smoke

Bob Marley did it from monday morning till sunday evening (in his song Sun is Shining)

“Man I don’t feel like doing anything today ..lets just Scoo-ba doop scoop-scoop“

by JrBerleBong September 1, 2021

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