small down

to make something else smaller, as said by a Simpsons mobster (not a member of Fat Tony's gang though)

You know what I like? Those little hot dogs.
Do they small down big ones or do they make 'em different?

by redboy December 6, 2006

Small pp

Small pp. Punz has one

punz has a very small pp

by Ghostbur April 25, 2021

schoo small

A tiny dick.
Two inches of steel.

Sags claims the title of official schoo small from pravs.

by Wordup November 7, 2003

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.

i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

by megalabob March 9, 2021

small man syndrome

When someone works their whole life to get a career, but fails whilst their peers succeed, and then ends up in a dead end job, usually contracts what is known as small man syndrome, which is where the complete failure takes out all of their aggression on those around them, who weren't responsible for their failures. The only one whose fault it is is the small man himself. For example, small men often like to try and act hard and smart by insulting people who they have authority over, even when they know nothing about them, and simply get information from a network of micro small men working under them. As soon as they are away from the small man they laugh at how pathetic he is and what a colossal failure he became. Small man syndrome in non-communicable, so don't worry about catching it (unless you area a failure). However, it is incredibly difficult to cure, and most of the time it is taken to the grave. Small men often like to get jobs in the police, security and teaching professions because it allows them to exercise authority on those beneath them without getting any backlash.

Small man: And you, thinking that you are going to farm your whole life, is an idiot! I have worked on 5 farms and they all went bust! And you, from what I have gathered, is just a complete fool who likes to get laughed at! And you have no respect for anyone!
(Small man tells them to leave)
Guy 1: Geez, what a nob
Guy 2: I know, what a Small man!
Guy 3: He clearly contracted small man syndrome after failing in his career!

by Phil Mi Groin December 7, 2018

Somalian Sun Dial

When you anally fuck a women, jizz in her ass, lay her face down, ass up, and let the jizz dry. Once jizz is dry, pour some gun powder in her ass and mix it with the dried jizz. Then snort the mixture of future generations and explosives.

Man 1: Hey Bro, you tired yet?

Man 2: No Man, I've been up for 15 days from The Somalian Sun Dial.

by Sean139 October 23, 2007

It's A Small World

THE worst ride in Disneyland and Walt Disney World. It ruins many a vacation, including some of mine. The ride is two of the three definitions of gay. Suitable for kids and babies under 8, unsuitable for anyone else.

Kid: I wanna go to It's A Small World!
Teen: Only an asshole would ride It's A Small World.

by NPChero August 16, 2009