Scooter

A handicap dude but not a handycap gal, especially one who cruises in a wheeliechair or a powerchair.

"Hey scooter? Wut up?"
"Oh hey Duke! Can you jump my wheelchair with your truck. The batteries are dead and the fuzz is after me!"
"Sorry, no can do--no jump cables!"

by teadrinkinman April 10, 2009

scoob

same thing as an erection

Mr. Davis has a scoob when he sees little girls.

by davisHATER#1 December 9, 2008

scoob

A combination of scum+noob, bottom of the social pyramid.

that scoob from Agoura Hills, he plays all day but still sucks!

by Amuro Ray July 3, 2007

Scoob

When the male penis is erect.

Bob gets a scoob every time he sees Jaime.

by Janet Woodchester June 19, 2008

Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 20, 2010

Scootie Roo

The point where one becomes so stankin'-nasty-ass fucked up, he/she actually takes on another persona. This said persona is total & utter suck to the gozillionth power.

"Diz-nam, Carl is so frucked up, he's losing his mind. WTH is really going on?"
"That's not Carl, that's Scootie Roo."
"Right, right.."

by Tadow December 19, 2005

Scooter Hooker

A hooker that travels around a college environment late at night via scooter.

That scooter hooker got here so fast on her scooter.

How much for the scooter hooker?

Shut up scooter hooker.

by White Chocolate $ December 15, 2011