Scootch

A unit of measure - the distance a dog can drag it's butt across the floor. This term can thus be used to describe any short distance.

"Can you move over a scootch or two?"

"I think they are several scootches ahead of us"

"Wow! look how far Rover scootched on the new rug!"

by Posing A Threat September 20, 2009

Scootch

Term used by really, really terrible plain clothes cops/ undercover narcs at shows and festivals, to fail at an arrest...

Undercover: "Hey bros, you got any scootch? You know, anything FUN?"
Bro: "Fuck Off"

by Johnny Danerously October 18, 2010

scootch

The act of moving and scooting at the same time.

Debora said to Jason, "Scootch your ass over here."

by JasonDonuts April 27, 2010

scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 18, 2003

scootch

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006

scootch

An especially wet, potent fart that occurs when the fart travels past a stuck log of shit on the way out.

Dude, you need to check your pants after that scootch

by Magius December 18, 2003

scootch

To be the coolest motherfucker that ever walked the planet.

I am totally scootch.

by Christopher Neeley September 28, 2006