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Smash Pad

A room in which the main activity is pounding snatch. This could include an extra hotel room in Vegas set aside for whoever picks up a broad and needs a place to slam or a friend's house (or room in said house) where a lot of skanks get filled.
The Smash Pad at the Encore was clutch last night, thanks man

No worries, it was comped anyway
by bTreezy August 10, 2010
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Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

Bros that love to smash each other ultimately.
My brother just smashed me hard in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
by ZacBac April 24, 2019
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Smash Out

"we just lookin for some dudes to smash out"
by Joka January 24, 2004
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SMASH IT

When you show a moment of pure joy and smash your forearms with a friend in a celebratory mode
WOW six flags was awesome !!! SMASH IT!!!
by Shibi7 October 8, 2009
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Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
by The_Prophet December 14, 2008
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smash

Term used in South-East London meaning you have someone doing whatever you want. Nb. often it will simply be a comeback when nothing else is able to be used.

To have someone on smash.
1: Get a drink for me please.
(2 gets drink)
2: There you go.
1: SMAASH!

1: You're so ugly!
2: SHUT UP MAN!
(1 is unable to respond)
2: SMAASH!

1: My maths teacher was so annoying, but it was aite coz I had him on smash.
by kgyasi102 November 27, 2012
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Smash

(verb, intransitive) To engage in quick, vigorous and unbridled sexual intercourse. Frequently ends in premature ejaculation and tears.

It should be noted that "smash" is an intransitive verb and should never carry a direct object. (despite what one may read on the internets) One should never say "She's so hot, I'd smash her all night." Rather, the object is implied by the context. "She's so hot. I'd smash all night."
by Brittsa February 12, 2017
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