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poop crust

the crusty crap left on ur butt after u take a poo and dont wipe good
aww man i didnt wipe good and now i have poop crust in my cheeks
by Buttcheeseeater February 27, 2018
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poop shoes

the pair of shoes you put on when taking a dump at the office, so no one can identify you under the stall.
matt: who blew up the handicap stall on 5, bro?

rey: it was me, bro!

matt: nah, dude was wearing neon dunks, bro.

rey: yo! them's my poop shoes, bro!

matt and rey: ahhhhhhhhhh. yea, bro!
by pied pooper July 19, 2011
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poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.
1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"
by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007
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poop google

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.
by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013
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Poop Surprise

The act of pulling someone’s pants down, Pooping in their pants, then pulling their pants back up.
Jim: Hey John
John: Hey Jim

Jim: *Poop Surprises John*
John: Damn
by The Surprise Poopers August 27, 2020
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poop culture icon

A celebrity, character, object, or symbol whose exposure in poop culture is regarded as constituting a defining characteristic of a given society or era.
An example of a current poop culture icon is the fabulous and ubiquitous poop emoji which we all have at our fingertips!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021
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Poop Ship Destroyer

When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act is initiated (sometimes intentionally or just because one doesn't realize the need to pee before standing), it then becomes irresistible to try to cut the doo-doos into smaller pieces with the golden stream.

Poop Ship Destroyer is also a song by Ween.
Little tommy was peeing while making war noises in the bathroom. I think he was playing poop ship destroyer again.
by braddlecat December 11, 2007
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