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no u

The end all to any argument. Used when one either has no intelligent argument left, wants to try and use "no u" as an intelligent argument, or want to piss someone off. Most effective after one has been insulted.
Jack: You are a dirty cheating whore for sleeping with my brother!

Jill: No u.

Jack: *Speechless*
by The BR August 24, 2006
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no porn

What the word "porno" sounds like if it's said repeatedly in quick succession.
The students started chanting "porno" to me, their IT teacher, whenever I entered the room ever since they caught me watching porn in class. When the principal visited one time, I used my quick wit to start chanting "no porn" back at them in order to make it sound like some strange rigorous vocal and preventative reciting exercise.... it didn't work.
by SpecialCookies December 10, 2011
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no bun hotdog

When two men hold their erect penises parallel to each other on a horizontal plane and a third man places his erect penis in between them from the opposite direction, thus resembling a hotdog with hotdogs for buns.
Dude 1, “Dudes, hold out your dicks parallel to one another so I can put my dick in between them, thus achieving a no bun hotdog.”

Dudes 2 & 3, “OK.”
by martinslips May 12, 2016
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No regrets

The good feeling you get that follows you doing something really good or doing something you probably shouldn't have.

*Side effects of the second senario may result in some or many regrets at a later date.
1. I'm proud of what I did today. I tried my best, no regrets.

2. (After doing something crazy) That was awesome. I can't believe I did that, no regrets!
by GhostWriter429 August 11, 2016
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no soap

Not happening. Whatever was tried, failed.
Rick: So you asked Suzy out. How did it go ?
Geno: No soap. She turn me down flat.
by gammarock November 6, 2005
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no pun intended

I've read every definition here and they all get this terms' meaning slightly wrong. Firstly a pun is a play on words, intended to be semi-absurd and comical by describing a thing or situation using words that could also describe the situation with another meaning. For instance suppose there was a skinny farmer picking berries, but he doesn't find that many, another person might observe "looks like slim pickins".

Puns often are the worst kind of joke because they do not require much cleverness.

When someone says no pun intended, however, it is when they say something that could be taken to have two meanings; an obvious one, and a slightly "off" interpretation; and they want you to know they are not making an intentional play on words and want you to take what they said to be the obvious meaning:
Example: a man dares his friend to kiss a rather large woman, to which his friend replies "Fat chance! No pun intended."
by Jtheteach October 9, 2016
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No kizzy

bobby: which car should i get? a camaro or challenger

lexie: get the camaro. that shit nice no kizzy
by No kizzy August 3, 2020
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