Marriage dick

When your dick is so bad; Small and busts quick. Comes from the only way he will get any is if he is married. The only way to get some would be to trap her in a legally binding relationship.

Why did you break up with him ? He has good looks good job and he's so nice ?

I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.

by Robvtie November 25, 2020

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

billy marrs

stupid ass bitch who cant talk worth shit because he is a stupid ass busta

man you see that Billy marrs over there, LOSER

by bustaassbitch May 22, 2014

opposite marriage

a marriage that is contrary or opposing to what conservatives think marriage should be.

living with your boyfriend is an opposite marriage and will send you to hell.

by gstering April 26, 2009

marry fat

AKA MARRY PAT
If you name someone a marry fat it means they
1. have way to much makeup
2. is very very fat
3. is a manager down at the beach

Wow marry fat you look fat today!
marry fat you have nice makeup.
i love marry fat!

by ddddddddd April 30, 2005

Fuck-marry-kill

From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.

Fuck-marry-kill was still popular back in 2008.

by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020

Common Law Marriage

Common Law Marriage is defined when you live with your significant other and you get a dog together. Common Law has nothing to do with different names, joint bank accounts, or paying for bills separately.

That nigga went out and got a dog. Damn, he's common law married now.

by Bill December 6, 2004