post jerk 

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out

betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk

post jerk by the master9000 October 9, 2007

blind jerk 

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.

Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"

blind jerk by K Charb December 29, 2007

Recline 'n Jerk 

The idea of a recline 'n jerk is the act of leaning back in a chair, or , said recliner, placing one hand behind the head in a relaxed fashion, then ejaculating, whilst in the comfort in the reclined position.

-i was in the back of the classroom, really bored, leaned back in my chair then recline 'n jerked.

- sitting at home, in my lazy boy recliner, relaxed, recline 'n jerked.

Recline 'n Jerk by Christofoo & The Boy Wheat April 30, 2011

redneck circle jerk 

When two or more rednecks back their diesel pickup trucks up next to each other. After this, they put the trucks in neutral and floor the accelerator which causes large clouds of black smoke to gush from the exhaust. While this is happening the rednecks usually lean out their windows and yell and cheer.

Billy-Joel, Jerry-Lee and Pervis like to back their pickup trucks up next to each other and rev the engines-It's pathetic, its like a redneck circle jerk.

redneck circle jerk by nickl7878 June 2, 2012

surf and turf circle jerk 

when you and a friend run a train on a chick and you grab a bottle of tartar sauce fill her mouth and vagina and them slap her in the face whole yelling out "arggg" like a pirate

Bro this chick let us run a surf and turf circle jerk i was dead lol

surf and turf circle jerk by ilikegilfs July 1, 2014

Steamy Jerk 

When you fuck your girl in the ass just prior to her taking a shit. You pull-out just as your about to nut, then she takes a shit on your dick and you nut while jerking off with her steamy crap.

Nick: "Why is your girlfriend all happy today Danny?"

Danny: "Oh...I let her take a shit on my dick last night and then I had a steamy jerk"

Nick: "That explains the smell"

Steamy Jerk by Itchy Gooch Man May 10, 2008

circle jerk 

(n) When a group of males surround an edible object (usually a cracker) and proceed to masturbate. The last one to ejaculate must, by rule, consume the edible object.
(n) see also sausage fest

At last month's circle jerk, Bob was forced to eat the cracker

circle jerk by Paul October 12, 2003