curved penis

A penis with some substantial curvature. Left, right, up, down, anything goes!

Damn son, Alex has such a curved penis; it almost took my eye out!

by Captainmorgan37 December 3, 2017

Penis idiot

An insult made to destroy people's lives to pieces. Only to be used in extreme situations.

person 1: shut up mario gay
person 2: no u penis idiot

by yeetlolbeans October 22, 2018

acorn penis

A penis so small that it's actually only the head, with no shaft whatsoever.

Masturbation would be so much easier if I didn't have an acorn penis.
I think penis size is passed down from generation to generation, so if I have a child, he will have an acorn penis for sure.
I would really like to wear my new speedo to the pool, but there are ladies there and I have an acorn penis.

by Magic M December 17, 2006

Penis Fairy

The friend that draws a penis on your face after you pass out at a party.

Dude!! The penis fairy struck again!! John has a boner on his face lolz!

by Cameron Yancey October 3, 2008

Penis Time

A date between the hand and penis

Hey Kids, it's Penis Time!

by Penis McGeenus January 24, 2009

the penis game

A game in which you and one or more friends take turns yelling 'penis' as loud as you possibly can.

Me: Let`s play the penis game!
Friend: PENIS

by sm00shr December 20, 2014

Penis Sharpening

When low and middle level managers and supervisiors stand around and brag up various achevements and decisions that to any rational outside observer appear highly overrated at best and approaching fiascos at worst.

Geez Dennis and Jim have stood around all day penis sharpening about what they did during the blizzard.

by wittle buddy squarepants February 18, 2010