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human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
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Human

A human being is an organic machine that processes information between the subconscious to a cognitive rational thinking, based upon the knowledge of imitation. formed through the psyche of nature verses nurture.
A human failed again and again until they realize their errors through the process of trial and error.
by Yahushu47 January 8, 2015
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
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Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.
She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."
by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016
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Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
by Timperz August 9, 2016
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human tractor

A male who plows all the hoes in the land as a hobby. Typically find them hanging around plow town waiting for some bitches.
Richard is a human tractor, man. He plows all the bitches and never gets tired. He's a machine!
by Moody Unicorn February 1, 2017
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Human

The state of which any semi-intelligent, narcissistic, selfish, loud, obnoxious organisims have reached the limit of their limited mental capacity and slowly sit down to wither away and die, while contemplating whether to pull the trigger of the loaded 12-gauge shotgun positioned in their mouth.
Her: What do you think of this species Gabe?
Me: Awful, utterly distasteful, just human
by Gabe654123 March 7, 2017
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