pair of go fasters

A pair of go fasters is a pair of shoes

Lets go to the store to go get you a pair of go fasters

Mike got a new pair of go fasters

by BigBootyMuncha December 18, 2022

Fasthole

Someone who thinks they're better than another runner simply because they are faster.

Steve is a fasthole, he's such a jerk to anyone who can't run a sub-3 marathon.

by RunOregon July 20, 2009

fastpoke

maybe they're the opposite of a slowpoke

fastpokes

fastpoke sounds like british slang for sex

you up for a fastpoke? pip pip cheerio :~)

by Insert Random Pseudonym Here December 31, 2013

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell

An Olympic Qualifying Boxer with four "World Records"; including the infamous Guinness World Record for the "Fastest Punch" and three Record Setter World Records of "The Longest Punch" (10' and 10"), "The Most Speed Bag Punches in a Minute" (581) and "The Most Contact Punches in a Minute" (900, 15 per second)-he is also the writer of "The Tangibility of Nothingness" which is the mathematical equivalence of the "Third Number" in mathematics personified by perpetual non-empty functional sets.

Keith(Fastest Punch)Liddell is an extremely good boxer with a punch measuring over 44 mph, (70.8 kph).

by SCIENTIST March 25, 2013

Fasturbate

The quick and painless act of masturbating in a time period of less than 5 minutes. Usually applies to young middle school students with a small penis and a weak sense of longevity. Can be good for breaks between classes and/or in class.

"Jebus, I really hope that the teacher doesn't catch me beatin' the meat, because I am terribly ashamed of my small penis. What if she laughs at me! Well, I guess i better fasturbate to make it quick!"

Judy: "Oh Steven come down on me!"
Steven: "Well, we have 10 feet till we get to the pick-up window to get our food. Can you fasturbate with me?"
Judy:"Oh yes! That would be lovely!"

by Sarga April 2, 2008

fastidious

in a hurry to tidy dirty areas.

uhh...my mom iz on her way home and the place is a lil dirty, so i was fastidious and tidied up tha place

by Eman9x1x2 January 22, 2009

fasted

To get extremely intoxicated. A step higher than the term "wasted". The word comes from when "fucking wasted" is used together. Fasted is a shortened version of that.

"Let's go get fasted at the bar!"

"I got fasted and threw up everywhere last night."

by Julio Escavez September 10, 2006